| I'm about to go to sleep right now so I thought I'd post. Also because Karen posted.
So I have this friend who likes a guy which likes her also. This dilemma that she faces is so grand that it requires unorthodox grammar patterns. Here is her story.
She likes this guy which likes her also. Her forces of attraction influence him quite greatly, to the extent that he pulls others out of their usual orbits. He is a total package, by which is meant he has all the goods. He is the funny guy to her funny girl, and they can both make a mean chocolate chip cookie which will probably never be eaten by me. This is a whole story by itself, but time is a-wasting and I must finish this first account before their affection for each other a-wastes away.
Basically it's a tug of war where the outcome is wholly predictable but the contenders refuse to accept the inevitable result and therefore continue to struggle in vain. Basically they are not budging an inch and every inch they budge is an inch they budged.
To conclude, which is never how you should conclude an academic piece of writing such as this one, please be viewing your situation with my point of view or else I will continue to do such fine essays as this. Surely regret will not be felt should such an action be undertaken but many a brain cell shall be kilt by poor grammar and diction that will follow passivity. Toodles, my fair ladies, I can offer you no more sound advice.
Additionally, Wooper is a species of aquatic antennae and could not have evolved into a Quaqmire, which is a distant clam relative. I swear this is so, and Wobuffet must ascend from the Wooper. But sadly by the decree of the Andibobe my knowledge of New World Pocket Monsters is faulty at best and cannot be relied upon for such important matters.
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| I'm coming back for the summer to learn Chinese takeout cooking 0.0
Let's hang out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I need to treat you guys to some food or something to pay you back for that hair cut you gave me two years ago. If it weren't for that, I would still look like and act like a man. lol.
I think I will cut my hair again in LA. Like shoulder length...but I don't know how to go about doing it (still too cheap to pay for haircut). |
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| Ken Oak Band (Oak and Gorski) is coming to UC Davis on Tuesday. My plans: ditch Chinese and attend their FREE performance, then buy their three CDs and get them signed.
How does that sound?
Minh says I should take a photo with Ken Oak to make Ryan jealous. Sounds fun but I won't be going with anyone = no one to take the picture. |
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| I've been dead tired recently - 累死了. Three jobs this quarter, this week I have four. It's a temporary situation, but I put in 14 hours for this fourth job yesterday and there might be 14 more tomorrow.
I thought this over-employment might be a temporary thing, i.e. only for this quarter - but I don't think this will be the case unless my employers fire me. |
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| I dropped my love goggles and no matter how hard I try to find them...I can't get them back.
Sad.
It was a good day today though...my boss kept poking at me with a stick to make me fall in some nasty water, and he made fun of my handwriting. Spring break needs to me longer. |
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